SCARY STORIE

One night at a restaurant called The Pacos, a woman was telling her niece about how she gets possessed by THE DEVIL AND HIS CROTCH. Describing and imitating herself. It suddenly really happened, luckily a priest was sitting next to her! He jumped out of his seat and grabbed her. She mystically floated upside down! He rapidly grabbed her and once again, squeezing her tightly while shouting, GET OUT YOU UGLY DEMOND!!!!!! Her head spinned once and she had the face of The Exorcist!!! The restaurant blew up and nobody or nothing survived except the devils crotch!!!